Doctor Grumpy in the House

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Urgent: "I need to see your doctor right away! My doctor told me to call...

Due to my kids having this week off, we're going to visit family in warmer weather. I will return on March 31, 2014.

"Since my back injury I've had trouble going down. On stairs, I mean."

My 2:00 patient yesterday was obviously blind. She had the long white cane, and a guide dog. Mary filled out forms for her. She held onto my...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mrs. Phleb: "It's been 2 weeks, and I want to know what my labs showed...

Dr. Urgent: "What do you take for your asthma?" Mr. Wheezy: "Methadone."

Dr. Grumpy: "Next is a lady in room 835 who I saw for diabetic neuropathy. I started her on Qualex, and..." Dr. Brain: "Any...

"Hi, this is Austin, and I'm in the twin's class at Wingnut school. My Dad says he'll get me a new XBox game if I take a gi...

Rikki Phoneysmile, my least favorite drug rep, came by. I went up to sign for samples. Rikki: "Now... just tap next to the pill stre...

Marie's Wingnut School girls basketball team had their first win of the season yesterday, and Mrs. Grumpy sent me the results. So I was ...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Chart: "Hi, I have an appointment next week, and I need you guys to get...

Dr. Grumpy: "How long have you been taking Fukitol?" Mr. Vague: "Um, since I started it."

Seen in a hospital chart: Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!

I needed to mail a chart to another office, which, for whatever reason, doesn't have a working fax this week. So on the way home yester...