Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "Oh... Look at that. The Okra Haus restaurant is closed. It looks like they're tearing it down." Marie: "Oh...

This is the Gray Wolf "You want a piece of me?" One of evolution's most successful designs, to this day it's a fea...

November 27, 1898 Everyone's heard of the Titanic, Andrea Doria, and Lusitania. But most shipwrecks are long forgotten, except in the ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, let me have Annie schedule that test..." Mr. Gallery: "I have a question for you" ( takes out an iP...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Frantic: "I need you guys to get my Dad in today! I think he had a stro...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any memory problems since starting the new pill?" Lady Geritol: "I'm not sure. Honey, have I been forgetti...

  Dr. Grumpy is rude. His staff is rude. His wait time is always over an hour. He's incompetent. He's malicious. Well, it...

I think you need to improve your incentives to get any takers: Thank you, Ann!

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you have any other questions?" Mr. Apocrine: "Can you smell my deodorant from over there?" Dr. Grump...

With the first snow of winter behind us, I remembered this: I finally had the time today to fire up the Grumpy family hot tub for the wint...

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you have any past medical issues?" Mr. Vague: "They told me I ruptured something or another, somewhere in m...

When I went to Big State University in the 1980's, I worked in a campus department office. A girl name Alyssa worked there, too. We...

Trauma surgeon: "How are you liking the rotation?" Surgery resident: "It's all right, but a lot of it just seems to be ...

Lady walks in, stands at desk. Mary: "Hi, can I help you?" Mrs. Pasteur: "Do you realize there are GERMS on your doorkno...