With the first snow of winter behind us, I remembered this:
I finally had the time today to fire up the Grumpy family hot tub for the winter.
So I cleaned it out, filled it up, added chemicals, put in a new filter, etc.
For
whatever reason, though, I couldn't find the power cord that comes with
it. Because I'm a guy (and therefore inherently stupid) I just grabbed
an extension cord out of the garage. Mrs. Grumpy kept telling me I
wasn't supposed to do that, because the special hot tub cord had extra
circuits or fuses or breakers or whatever in it, and you couldn't use
something else.
But I wanted to get the hot tub going, so I told her it would be fine, and hooked it up.
The
kids were excited, so I had them out in the yard with me. They counted
down from 10 for me to flip the switch, turning it on for the winter.
"5-4-3-2-1- HOT TUB!". I pressed the button. The jets whirled, the water swirled, the kids laughed.
For about 5 seconds.
Then there was a loud "POP!"
And the hot tub turned off.
And the kids stopped laughing.
And all the lights in the house went out.
Another 5-10 seconds of absolute silence went by, finally broken by Mrs. Grumpy saying "You bozo."
She went around to futz with the switch box. She found the correct power cord in the garage. And I am in trouble.
That was a very Clark W. Griswold-esque thing to do.
ReplyDeleteJOOOOOOY TO THE WOOOOOOORLD!! THTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH PSHHHHHH!!!!
ReplyDeleteI always wondered where the name Hot Tub came from.
ReplyDeleteGround fault protection saving people from themselves for 25 years.
Got this minds eye picture of your kids arguing over who wants to go in first. You go, no you go, I 'm not, Hey Dad you go first.
"The little lights aren't twinkling, Clark."
ReplyDelete"I know, and thanks for noticing."
As I got half way through, I was expecting a story about Craig's hair standing on end as you shorted out the hot tub.
ReplyDeleteAnd we let him near pts with all kinds of interesting instruments, some electric-powered.
ReplyDeleteAck Ms. Donna, so very true. Please DO NOT say EMG, run I say run......
ReplyDeleteSchool nurses are pretty smart.
ReplyDeleteWell, you know, I hope that you confine your somewhat casual attitude concerning material substitution to the occasional do-it-yourself job at the old homestead.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking neurology here, and I don't want to walk out of your office trying to see through my ears or something.
WADDA i THINK? I'MA NOT COMIN TO YOU
ReplyDeleteWell, I would definitely trust you as a neurologist, bust as an electrician... Not so much!
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