Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "Any side effects with the medication?" Mr. Colon: "Yeah, I'm constipated. I've been using Miralax, Sen...

This is Mrs. Grumpy. My, how did the Summer go by so quickly? Well here we are again, in the first week of school. As always, I have the...

Time for another contest, class: These gadgets were in an MRI-supply catalog that (for unknown reasons) showed up at my office. So let...

"Dad, you can tell this book takes place in the olden days, because the girl has a tape recorder." Thanks, Marie.

Mr. Stapes: "Hello?" Mary: "Hi, Mr. Stapes. It's Mary at Dr. Grumpy's office." Mr. Stapes: "Can you spe...

  My cell phone rings. Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy." Dr. Nerve: "Hi, Ibee" (pant, pant, pant, loud thumping ...

"Why do I have to let you know whenever I have a seizure? You're not my fucking mother."

I've put up some of the weird/stupid/random questions I've seen on surveys in the past. Apparently these aren't limited to North...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Platelet: "Hi, I need you to call the pharmacist about my Plavix....

The Grumpyville city summer sports leagues are always popular, with different divisions for all levels of talent. Usually one of the best ...

Seen in a chart while on call this weekend:

Seen at Costco, in adjacent aisles, on August 18, 2013: Once again, my pleas go unanswered .

While doing some reading about naval battles in the Mediterranean during WWII, I stumbled across this profile of a U-Boat commander. It wa...