Friday, August 30, 2013

Quote of the day

Dr. Grumpy: "Any side effects with the medication?"

Mr. Colon: "Yeah, I'm constipated. I've been using Miralax, Sennakot, Colace, and some other stuff. You know how it goes. It takes a village to have a shit."
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13 comments:

  1. Disgruntled DialyzorAugust 30, 2013 at 9:45 AM

    Having my first experience with serious pain meds this past spring, I can highly attest to this statement. Brilliant!

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  2. ronstewAugust 30, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    Some of your patients are truly awesome.

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  3. Ms. DonnaAugust 30, 2013 at 1:05 PM

    Did you keep from laughing after that? I could not.

    ronstew is right, some of your pts are awesome. Just because you are seeing a neurologist does not mean you are crazy . . . but it seems to help.

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  4. Your Doctor's WifeAugust 30, 2013 at 2:48 PM

    Bwahahahaha! Excuse me, I think I just drooled on myself.

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  5. bobbieAugust 30, 2013 at 3:19 PM

    Slicker than snot...

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  6. AnonymousAugust 30, 2013 at 3:20 PM

    Kumbaya... . Remembering as a teen in hospital after surgery, and the nurses said the doctor said I couldn't leave until I'd had a BM. I'd never had a problem before, and I wondered what it would take to have one when I didn't feel like it.

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  7. Steeny LouAugust 30, 2013 at 4:37 PM

    Voting again for Dr. Grumpy to start a Facebook page so I can just click "like" and say "LOL!" quickly instead of having to type in this comment box and copy the captcha.

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  8. Loren PechtelAugust 30, 2013 at 10:21 PM

    Mr. Colon got it wrong.

    He should have said it takes a village to drop the kids off at the pool.

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  9. gin4407August 31, 2013 at 12:54 AM

    While FB would certainly be easier, I do not like the idea of sharing him the masses.

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  10. AnonymousAugust 31, 2013 at 8:57 AM

    The Man With His Brain In His Gut.
    Or why else would he be seeing a neurologist?

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2013 at 12:42 AM

    Just give him some Aricept to counteract the Constipation and ward off the future Alzheimer's

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  12. Patti CadwalladerSeptember 2, 2013 at 1:41 PM

    Thanks for the best laugh I've had all week. Finally a patient with a real sense of humor!

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2013 at 10:41 PM

    It doesn't actually, it just takes 2 or 3 kiwifruit.

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So wadda you think?