Doctor Grumpy in the House

June 30, 1908. One of the most remarkable events in history happened on this date. And it's mostly forgotten. At 7:14 a.m. a MAS...

Please do not leave a message that you changed your mind and want to take a medication. And, when we call you back 20 minutes later, say t...

It's 4:00. A guy comes in, stands at the counter. Mary: "Can I help you?" Guy: "Um... Yeah, I had an appointment t...

I saw this in a hospital chart note this morning: No, I have no idea what it means. I've never heard of Lalataw. And I do...

Sorry, people. For all those writing in wanting to know what happened with Mrs 9:30, the answer is... nothing. After getting off the pho...

Dr. Grumpy: "What was your last hemoglobin A1c?" Mr. Insulin: "7.1." Lady Insulin: "Was it? I thought it was 8....

Holy crap! Is that Morgan Freeman? For those of you who absolutely can't bear to lose at videogames, you now have a new way to w...

Thank you, M!

What are "heart joints?" "I don't remember those from Netter."

"Well, officer, I was in a hurry to get home and start waxing it ."

Drug rep: "Hi, Dr. Pissy. Lunch today is from Dave's Deli." Dr. Pissy: "Dave's Deli? Why? What did I ever do to you...

Yesterday Mary had to take her kids to an early dentist appointment, and wasn't able to get here until 10:00. Annie was stuck in traffic...

Seen in a hospital note while on-call this past weekend: And no, I have absolutely NFC what they meant to say.

On Friday we had an unusually exciting afternoon. A sweet octogenarian waiting for her appointment suddenly developed chest pain and short...