My husband, before he met me, used the old 'converting from KPH to MPH' excuse in Montana (he's from a metric country) and was able to get away with it because he was the only driver on the road... besides the policeman eating donuts and drinking coffee while sitting behind the large rock at the curve.
Is this wrong? I gotta plead ignorance here. This is exactly how I get snow off my car, in lieu of shoveling it off.
ReplyDeleteThe Mountie's radar tone must've been audible only to dogs.
ReplyDeleteCanada Dry?
ReplyDeleteMy husband, before he met me, used the old 'converting from KPH to MPH' excuse in Montana (he's from a metric country) and was able to get away with it because he was the only driver on the road... besides the policeman eating donuts and drinking coffee while sitting behind the large rock at the curve.
ReplyDeleteI was very confused until I clicked that link. For the recording, 'waxing it' is a euphemism for masturbation.
ReplyDeletewax on
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