You'll find that if you just gently tease the throttle that the bike will be well lubricated. The pedals will gently enfold you and the vibrations will thrill as you ride, ride away through the hills and valleys until you finally reach the end with a triumphant burst of pleasure.
However, if you ride with another person on board, we cannot guarantee you both reach your ending at the same time.
Most guys who ride one (I said MOST) already think of the bike as an extension of the other reproductive organ.(Thank you Anonymous) But they often(I said OFTEN) treat the motorcycle as the female organ.
Well, it DOES say it was customized. Maybe it had a labiaplasty.
ReplyDeleteIsn't a motorcycle usually supposed to represent the OTHER reproductive organ?
ReplyDeleteYou'll find that if you just gently tease the throttle that the bike will be well lubricated. The pedals will gently enfold you and the vibrations will thrill as you ride, ride away through the hills and valleys until you finally reach the end with a triumphant burst of pleasure.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if you ride with another person on board, we cannot guarantee you both reach your ending at the same time.
As opposed to "V" and "*" being next to each other in real life?
ReplyDeleteMost guys who ride one (I said MOST) already think of the bike as an extension of the other reproductive organ.(Thank you Anonymous) But they often(I said OFTEN) treat the motorcycle as the female organ.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmm . . .
Fulfill your needs while keeping both hands safely on the handlebars. And why let those engine vibrations go to waste?
ReplyDeleteAt last, an alternative to sticking it in the tailpipe.
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