A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
And love is the glue that holds them together.
Grumpy:Maybe they just don't know about comma abuse!Should probably read this post that talks about that underdiagnosed grammar problem: http://climbtothestars.org/archives/2012/12/05/help-stop-comma-abuse/
Ow, my heart joints! I must have sprained them jogging!
Don't eat grandma.See, commas save lives!
So Officer Syntax finally meets Officer Cynical to investigate some fishy dealings in a run down joint.
....heart bone connected to the knee bone...
What, like YOU didn't use your cadaver's heart as a bong when YOU were in med school?
I lost my heart in a joint once.
"Heart joints"?Perhaps ESL-speak for romantic relationships?
I ♥ joints.
Excellent! I love my marijuana, but I've always been worried about the cholesterol. Where can I buy these "heart joints"?
You didn't know hearts have joints ? Mwah, that's why you're a Neurologist and not a Cardiologist...
We gained a neurologist and lost a copy editor
As a fan of the Oxford comma, I personally favor, "I had dinner with my parents, the Pope and Mother Theresa."
So wadda you think?
And love is the glue that holds them together.
ReplyDeleteGrumpy:
ReplyDeleteMaybe they just don't know about comma abuse!
Should probably read this post that talks about that underdiagnosed grammar problem: http://climbtothestars.org/archives/2012/12/05/help-stop-comma-abuse/
Ow, my heart joints! I must have sprained them jogging!
ReplyDeleteDon't eat grandma.
ReplyDeleteSee, commas save lives!
So Officer Syntax finally meets Officer Cynical to investigate some fishy dealings in a run down joint.
ReplyDelete....heart bone connected to the knee bone...
ReplyDeleteWhat, like YOU didn't use your cadaver's heart as a bong when YOU were in med school?
ReplyDeleteI lost my heart in a joint once.
ReplyDelete"Heart joints"?
ReplyDeletePerhaps ESL-speak for romantic relationships?
I ♥ joints.
ReplyDeleteExcellent! I love my marijuana, but I've always been worried about the cholesterol. Where can I buy these "heart joints"?
ReplyDeleteYou didn't know hearts have joints ? Mwah, that's why you're a Neurologist and not a Cardiologist...
ReplyDeleteWe gained a neurologist and lost a copy editor
ReplyDeleteAs a fan of the Oxford comma, I personally favor, "I had dinner with my parents, the Pope and Mother Theresa."
ReplyDelete