Doctor Grumpy in the House

Recently a new drug perampanel (AKA Fycompa) became available for epilepsy patients. Every drug has a LONG list of side effects (Annie cal...

Dr. Hospital: "Hello?" Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, this is Ibee Grumpy." Dr. Hospital: "Uh, okay. Why are you calling me?...

A lot of press has recently been given to the untimely death of Aaron Swartz. Regardless of his legal issues (and I'm not getting into t...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Myelin: "This is Sarah Myelin! My MS made my left arm go numb yesterday...

This past weekend, for those of you who were fortunate enough to miss it, was (at least in my area) the Cub Scouts Pinewood Derby. This...

I really wish there was a box where I could type "I don't remember."

Dr. Grumpy: "Did the physical therapy help?" Mr. Tweedy: "Actually, I never went... I just didn't have the time." ...

My reader Alysia was so profoundly moved by the post on the Pharmaceutical and Medical Packaging News that she sent me a journal that comes...

Mr. Narc: "I need a refill on my Percocet." Dr. ERP: "Sir, we've discussed this before. I'm not refilling your Perc...

Dear Mr. Contaoi, Thank you for offering me a free subscription to the prestigious "Pharmaceutical and Medical Packaging News." ...

"I've now moved here permanently. Until March. Then I'm moving back home."

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Gregorian: "Yeah, did I have an appointment with the doctor on November ...

Every afternoon, about 5 minutes before I get to their school, I send a group text to all 3 kids saying "come outside" to let them...