Doctor Grumpy in the House

I'd like to thank my SMOD for submitting this. He works for a drug company, and says this is an actual training video they use.

Our hotel had this thing near the light switch. I have no idea what it was. I tested it a few times, and determined that it wasn't a m...

So as everyone knows, Craig, his hair, and I had to fly to San Diego last weekend for various reasons. But, while there, we got to do a few...

When someone steals your marijuana stash, don't call the police to report it as "stolen jewelry ." Thank you, Nathan!

It's been a few months since I had time to collect and publish some of the horrifying bullshit artisanal pictures you guys have been se...

At the start of her appointment today Mrs. Married said her husband was running late, but would be coming to the appointment. So I told Mary...

I'd like to thank Dani for sending me this bizarre chest X-ray report.

Who says chivalry is dead? Thank you, Lee!

Mr. Singsing: "I'm allergic to Oxycontin." Dr. Grumpy: "What happens when you take it?" Mr. Singsing: "I have n...

I'd like to thank Kate, for sending in this item. It was in the Police Records section of her local paper today.

"Doc, I'm 77 this year. Last year I was 76. Next year I'll be 78."

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Reverend Bully: "Yes, this is Reverend Bully, and I need to make an appointmen...

Just remember folks: when burglarizing a store it's always important to sign out of your Facebook page before leaving the scene. Also: w...

Mr. Hedbutt: "Where'd you to go college, doc?" Dr. Grumpy: "Big State University." Mr. Hedbutt: "Really?" ...