Doctor Grumpy in the House

A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Sunday Reruns

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Due to a lack of inspiration, and not seeing patients on a Sunday, I'm rerunning this post from April, 2009. It's from back when I h...
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Saturday, February 27, 2010

Saturday hot tub reading

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Okay, sitting in the hot tub with Marie today, and catching up my journals. This afternoon I learned that: Patients taking 2 pain medication...
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Dear GlaxoSmithKline Pharmaceuticals,

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Thank you for your recent letter concerning Super Poligrip denture adhesive. (click to enlarge) It was thoughtful of you to notify me that t...
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Friday, February 26, 2010

Anticipation

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Dr. Grumpy: "So the meningioma has been stable on MRI for 10 years now. It should still be followed, but not as often. I'll check a...
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Thursday night, 8:05 p.m.

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"Hi, I have an appointment with Dr. Grumpy tomorrow, but I keep my schedule on my cell phone calendar, and I've lost the phone. Can...
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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Weather Report

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Yes, I know it's raining. I have windows at my office, and occasionally look outside. And I understand you running late for your appoint...
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Attention Boy Scouts of America

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DO NOT EVER send out a note saying there will be no food provided at a night meeting, and so we should feed our kids dinner beforehand, AND...
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Department of Contradiction

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Looking through some hospital notes today, and came across this: (click to enlarge)
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Mary's Desk, February 24, 2010

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Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Gold: "Yeah, I have an appointment this afternoon, and wanted to make sur...
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Let me think about this one...

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Okay, gang. I was doing an online marketing survey last night, and got this question: "The following are two attributes for a new Parki...
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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Patient testimonials I don't want

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Dr. Grumpy: "How have you been doing since starting the Parkinson's medication?" Mr. Shakes: "Much better. My wife doesn...
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Is she a person? A tree? Both?

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From another physician's note: "During the seizure she was shaking all her limbs, as well as all four extremities".
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More drug company toys

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For those of you who missed my previous post on drug company gadgetry, click here . Okay, this awesome doodad was dropped off at my office l...
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Monday, February 22, 2010

Skool Nerse Time

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This is Mrs. Grumpy. I'd like to tell the unknown persons who broke in and stole a bunch of my school's band's musical instrumen...
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