Dr. Grumpy: "How have you been doing since starting the Parkinson's medication?"
Mr. Shakes: "Much better. My wife doesn't yell at me as much about my driving. And since you gave me those pills I haven't blown out any tires from hitting the curb, which is nice. Those replacement tires can get expensive."
Dr. Grumpy: "I bet".
Makes me enjoy the road that much more =P
ReplyDeleteHope he wasn't your last patient of the day, otherwise I'd say wait an hour before heading home.
-Flavius
HOLY CRAP!
ReplyDeleteWv: audityl, which he will need for listening to his wife.
This is why I was glad that even though her Parkinson's got worse, I didn't have to worry about Mom driving much--she had a stick-shift.
ReplyDeleteDr. Grumpy,
ReplyDeleteI was checking out your store. So this is an off-topic comment--but--as a well-wisher--
I would cancel that bumper sticker Immediately.
It's witty and fun, but this is a litigious society!
Your paranoid reader,
Ann T.
"Great Doc! I only ran over three pedestrians last week!"
ReplyDeleteI just choked on my timbit (a Canadian delicacy) reading that!
ReplyDeleteMaha- Sure. Rub it in on the Tim Horton-less Americans.
ReplyDeleteActually, we have the same things. Here they're called "donut holes". Dunkin Donuts sells them as "Munchkins"