Doctor Grumpy in the House

Okay, I polished off a few more journals to help keep up-to-date this afternoon, and have learned that: People who use excessive amounts of ...

No good will EVER come out of returning a Sunday morning message that begins with: "Yeah, I have an appointment with Dr. Grumpy this mo...

I was relaxing in the hot tub today, catching up on cutting edge medical literature. I learned that: Patients on sedating drugs have a highe...

This photo was submitted by reader Francine, who says she took it in a hospital ER. For all the advice painted on the top and bottom of the ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Let me fill out an MRI form... Are you claustrophobic?" Ms. Bright: "No. My period started yesterday."

Last night I was at a dinner meeting for a research company. These things are always held at some swanky overpriced steakhouse. Dr. Duffel ...

Mrs. Sad: "Some days I feel like I have no one to talk to." Dr. Grumpy: "What do you do when that happens?" Mrs. Sad: &q...

"I know I have bleeding somewhere in my colon, because every time I urinate bright red blood comes out." (yeah, I'm sure someo...

YOU! Yes, you. You make me grumpy. Pissed off. Wanting to leap across my desk at you, if you were to ever come back here again, which you wo...

As an Apple fan going back over 25 years, I have to wonder WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? "iPAD" WAS THE BEST FUCKING NAME YOUR ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you sent those reports over to Dr. Freek yet?" Mary: "I've been trying, but they're not going throu...

I wandered up front to see my least-favorite drug rep, Rikki Phoneysmile , standing there. Rikki: "Hi, Dr. Grumpy! Do you need any samp...

Come on, somebody say something stupid! I've got a blog to write, damnit! Geez. So far nothing blogworthy today. This sucks.

Mrs. Hyve: "I'm allergic to all medications. I'm even allergic to Benadryl." Dr. Grumpy: "What happens?" Mrs. Hy...