Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Go Away!

I wandered up front to see my least-favorite drug rep, Rikki Phoneysmile, standing there.


Rikki: "Hi, Dr. Grumpy! Do you need any samples of Fukitol today?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Actually, yes, I'm all out."

Rikki: "I don't have any right now! Sorry!"
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15 comments:

  1. HeatherLynnJanuary 27, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    well, that explains why they are your "least favorite" then...

    *nods*...yup.

    ~hl~

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  2. MahaJanuary 27, 2010 at 1:26 PM

    She did that to taunt you. Jerk!

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  3. StudentDocJanuary 27, 2010 at 1:39 PM

    Did she say it in a phoney high-pitched voice all excited like a stereotypical blonde?
    That's how I envision it.

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  4. Grumpy, M.D.January 27, 2010 at 1:43 PM

    StudentDoc- you better believe she did. Hyper, too. I think her TSH is in the negative numbers.

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  5. OMDGJanuary 27, 2010 at 1:44 PM

    She sounds like she needs a sedative.

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  6. Grumpy, M.D.January 27, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    Old MD Girl- she needs a Conrad Murray Propofol drip.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    She's getting you back for the tomato incident!

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  8. student dr. blazeJanuary 27, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    Propofol drip...lmfao...I definitely could've used that on several of the drug reps I've encountered over the years.... *priceless*

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  9. terri cJanuary 27, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    See, Dr. Grumpy, there IS a God. You wished for stupidity and POOF! Rikki appeared.

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  10. Classof65January 27, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today!

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  11. DaddyBearJanuary 27, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    Fukitol?

    Where can I get some of that?

    My prescription to Givadam ran out.

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  12. ChristineJanuary 28, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    Like when lab calls up critical platelet results, then tells me we're out of platelets. Great, thanks for calling up those criticals so I can hurry up and do nothing about them.

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    Did she even OFFER to bring you back some of the new, extended released FUKITOL-2L?

    Pattie, RN

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  14. ERPJanuary 29, 2010 at 3:38 AM

    Psych!!!!

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  15. AnonymousApril 12, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    Aww man. I stumbled across this blog accidentally while searching random funny medical stories. While I am not Ms. Phoneysmile, I am a Rikki. For some reason that perhaps a psychiatrist might explain, I presume that being a Rikki gives me the right to beat the sense into those with the moniker who don't have any. You know, like a special super secret club initiation. If the next time she comes to see you it's as a patient, it wasn't me. >.>
    ~R

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So wadda you think?