Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Ms. Wilter: "Yeah, I called your office yesterday, about a refill on my...

Seen in a chart:

Mary: "Okay, so we'll see you on Friday, at 1:30. Do you need directions here?” Mrs. Scan: "No, but what tests will he order...

Seen in a chart:

 I'm sitting at the nurses station, writing a note. Suit Lady: "Excuse me, Dr. Grumpy? You're not wearing your ID badge....

I bet the dentures don't smoke, but use alcohol and caffeine occasionally. Thank you, Anon!

What is a veteran? People, of course, are the best known. Those who risk it all to protect others. But humans certainly aren't the o...

40 years ago today, 29 men died on the Edmund Fitzgerald . In terms of shipwrecks, 29 isn't much, but if one of those is your fath...

Thank you for your recent letter concerning a new Alzheimer's Disease support group in Grumpyville. May I respectfully request you ref...

"I saw a surgeon once. He took out my appendix, or maybe my gall bladder. Shoot... It could have been my tonsils... or an ingrown toena...

  Growing up I had a friend named Kevin. Who had a dog named Winston. Winston was not the brightest dog. Kevin's family always h...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Hand: "Hi, I need to get in today. I may have had a stroke. My left arm ...

Dr. ERP: "Boy, your throat looks awful... why did you wait so long to see a doctor?" Lady: "You know how it is with us medi...