"My parents complained about spending all that money on a bridal gown that I would only wear once, so I swore to them that I'd get their money's worth out of it."
and perhaps his chief medical complaint turns out to be the "4 hours or longer" complication that comes from a certain heavily advertised class of medications?
No wonder he has headaches!!
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ReplyDelete"My parents complained about spending all that money on a bridal gown that I would only wear once, so I swore to them that I'd get their money's worth out of it."
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ReplyDeleteOkay, I give up: What was it supposed to say?
ReplyDeleteand perhaps his chief medical complaint turns out to be the "4 hours or longer" complication that comes from a certain heavily advertised class of medications?
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