And you may find yourself Living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself In another part of the world And you may find yourself Behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house With a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, well How did I get here? Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground And you may ask yourself How do I work this? And you may ask yourself Where is that large automobile? And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful house! And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful wife! Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was
If they were that worried about the smoking status, they should've asked him. Next time, ask. Just say, "Do you smoke, have you ever smoked, do you like smoked salmon?" Either way, you can answer with 'known, if ever smoked', 'always smoked', 'has smoked', 'will be smoking', 'still smoking', and will always be smokin'
Yes, but what is his smoking status?
ReplyDeleteOnce in a Lifetime by the Talking Heads
ReplyDeleteAnd you may find yourself
Living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself
In another part of the world
And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Or, what happens when insurance companies start paying by the word.
ReplyDeleteOr, what happens when you read the Gettysburg Address to Dragon Dictate.
ReplyDeleteOr, what happens when the guy from "Memento" gets a job as a medical transcriptionist.
ReplyDeleteSo..did they ever smoke or not?
ReplyDeleteIf they were that worried about the smoking status, they should've asked him. Next time, ask. Just say, "Do you smoke, have you ever smoked, do you like smoked salmon?" Either way, you can answer with 'known, if ever smoked', 'always smoked', 'has smoked', 'will be smoking', 'still smoking', and will always be smokin'
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