Dr. Grumpy: "At your last visit... let me look at the note... okay, you said you wanted to see if a massage helped your back pain, and were going to try a place near your apartment. So how'd that work?"
Ms. Lumbago: "It, um, didn't happen."
Dr. Grumpy: "Too expensive?"
Ms. Lumbago: "No... I went in there one day, and said I needed a massage, and the girl at the counter gave me a blank look. Then I realized all the girls there were in skimpy bikinis, and they had candles and soft music and a bottle of champagne out, and the counter girl said, um, 'we only take men customers' and I realized that, um... anyway I left and haven't had time to look for another place."
Um , yeah , riiiiiiight . ;-)
ReplyDeleteMaybe try the sauna just down the block.
ReplyDeleteOh my!
ReplyDeleteCan you get me the address of that place?
ReplyDeleteShe had an unhappy ending to that visit.
ReplyDeleteThat happened to a female friend too.
ReplyDelete'Cause a hooker is a person in your neighborhood
ReplyDeleteIn your neighborhood
She’s in your neighborhood
A hooker is a person in your neighborhood
A person that you meet each day
No need to rub it in
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like an absolutely deplorable establishment. Please tell me the address so I can make note never to go there.
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