What could make a cupcake even more appetizing than it already is? More frosting? Sprinkles? Realistic sores from sexually-transmitted diseases?
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| Mmmmm... chancres. |
These delectable "clapcakes" are available in Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, and, um, a handful of other reasons to use condoms.
Bon Appetit!
Truly offputting. Blergh. Bonus points of they're filled with liquid vanilla pudding...
ReplyDeleteOh my what a hoot. I love the whole idea
ReplyDeletePUKE! I'd like two dozen, please.
ReplyDeleteShould be used in high school health classes...turn teens off sex and junk food.
ReplyDeleteOf course teenagers would probably think these are awesome.
OMG. I'll never be able to look at another cupcake without remembering these. Luckily, I'm another one of the minority who don't particularly like cupcakes anyway.
ReplyDeleteHow sad it must end
ReplyDeleteBut I'm glad I've a friend
Sharing cups and cakes with me.
New perspective on "Nothin' says lovin' like something from the oven"
ReplyDeleteIt's also a great concept for dieting cupcakes. You want the sweets? Well, no gagging then. :P
ReplyDeleteBetter than the Instagram Diet
ReplyDeleteEuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuw! Fortunately, I'm not much of a cupcake kinda gal...
ReplyDeleteSilliyak ~ you nailed it!!
This makes me wonder what's hiding under icing on cupcakes...gross.
ReplyDeleteso,which ineffective drug regimen associated with the three castrations?
ReplyDeleteIn reading Charles Krauthammer's best selling book, "Things that Matter" He says the role of the artist has evolved into "to scout forbidden emotional and psychic territory---and bring back artifacts of that edgy experience to a bourgeoisie to cozy and cowardly to make the trip itself"
ReplyDeleteI GUES THAT IS THE CASE WITH BAKERS TOO.
Now, Grumpy, you know all the microbiologists, epidemiologists and infectious disease specialists are going to want their own cupcakes: MRSA, pseudomonas, C-diff, etc.
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout a nice Ebola one...not. (although you have to admit some organisms do look pretty under the microscope)
Ebola? That would be PERFECT for Red Velvet!
ReplyDeleteHow have I not seen this on Cake Wrecks yet?
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of the character of The Cook in The Canterbury Tales. They might be a good visual aid while teaching the story. Let the vomiting commence!
ReplyDeleteMmm "bone" appetite! Yuck.
ReplyDeleteMmm. "Bone" appetite! Disgusting...
ReplyDeleteSeriously, when would these be socially okay?
ReplyDeleteVirgin ride bachalar party, hurrah you didn't have to worry about these "sex"y treats?
Friend graduating .med school as an ob/gyn? Or really maybe dealing last minute to, say, ent....congrats on avoiding diagnosing these!
Or maybe at the annual strip club HR meeting, as a sweet visual reminder to wear a rubber.
Sung to "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas":
ReplyDeleteIt's beginning to look a lot like SIFF-luss...
Yum!
ReplyDeleteAre those warts on the left?
PLEASE post the recipes Dr. G!