Of course, you have no fucking clue (neither did I, but there are reasons I'm a neurologist). So what do you do? Well, now you can just quickly check your iPhone!
These attractive iPhone cases come in a wide variety of pathology (normal is above) including inflammation, diverticulitis, malignant, pre-malignant, Crohn's disease, and many more! With this helpful guide, your biggest issue will be finding a way to change phone cases quickly without the attending noticing.
NOTE: Dr. Grumpy is not responsible for you failing the rotation, not clinching the GI fellowship you wanted, or getting GoLytely and shit on your iPhone.
You said "clinching"
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I had a colonoscopy once. I can assure you there was nothing "golytely" about it.
ReplyDeleteGo-go Gadget!
ReplyDeletei'll stick to cupcakes, thanks
ReplyDeleteI don't know what is worse. The fact that these cases are made at all or the fact that I went to the web site to see what the other ones look like.
ReplyDeleteSo if your colon ( or the ultrasound of your testicular cancer, another iphone case) happens to be the artwork displayed, do you get royalties. After all, they're making money from your a$$. Were these images taken with permission? I'm sure there's a whole year's work there for an enterprising lawyer who wants to work with a$$holes.
ReplyDeleteBecause one asshole on a cell phone just isn't enough...
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