Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Ways you don't want your body found

No matter what you did in life, it will always be overshadowed if they find you like this.

Thank you, M!
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14 comments:

  1. MingleJuly 13, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    Ummmm...That sounds like questionable circumstances to me...He asked people to tie him up and then told them to leave? Wait, maybe I'd rather not know the answer to that.

    I like the puns people made in the comments though, as horrible as it sounds :P

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  2. ThatgirlJuly 13, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    How traumitizing for the teenager that found him! Yikes! :-O

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  3. bobbieJuly 13, 2011 at 10:56 PM

    Dear lord in heaven!!!

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  4. terri cJuly 13, 2011 at 11:47 PM

    I think the headline is as bizarre as the rest of the story!

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  5. AnonymousJuly 14, 2011 at 7:19 AM

    Don't you hate it when they use a generic term like "sex toy" and leave it to your imagination whether it was a dildo or a vibrator or a butt plug or a rubber fist or a fleshlight or a string of anal beads or an inflatable Tiger Woods doll or a Tickle Me Elmo or...?

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  6. AnonymousJuly 14, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    Cleveland, huh? Now, if it had happened 40 years ago while the Cuyahoga was burning and he was found in a shack by the river . . . yeah - stuff like this does tend to overshadow ones' lifetime achievements.

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  7. Just a little snarkyJuly 14, 2011 at 8:15 AM

    Lol. Did anyone read the comments on the article. Hilarious.

    "The death seems a bit GRIZZLY."

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  8. PackerJuly 14, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    Weirdness has taken on a life of its own.

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  9. AnonymousJuly 14, 2011 at 8:52 AM

    Sounds like Mazzola needed some Crisco.

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  10. Officer CynicalJuly 14, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    My first question as investigator: How do the bears figure into this?

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  11. AnonymousJuly 14, 2011 at 9:27 AM

    I guess he was hung like a bear.

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  12. lbparkerJuly 14, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    He asked to be tied up like that, okay. But tied up and left ALONE? Riiiiight. Maybe he couldn't say the safe word because his mouth was full.

    Something's very fishy about this.

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  13. ChrisJuly 14, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    Assistant. Murderer.

    Tomato, tomahto.

    The fact that he was left alone is kind of important here, don't ya think?

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  14. Ben SJuly 14, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    "What's that you said? Nope, the safe word isn't mmprrrhhfmmn, try again!"

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So wadda you think?