Thursday, April 21, 2011

Today's criminal tip

Look, if you're going to rob a convenience store, IT IS NOT recommended that you hand over a note with your name written on it.

Especially if it's paperwork pertaining to your previous encounters with the law.

Like this guy.
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7 comments:

  1. The Quirked EyebrowApril 21, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    It would seem yon chump probably skipped Deep Thinking 101 during puberty. I am seldom left agog at such incidents but they give me comfort on bad 'cognitive memory' days that I haven't lost it all yet. :)

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  2. AnonymousApril 21, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    The last place you want to be with a name like Bruce Manlove is ....?

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  3. Grumpy, M.D.April 21, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Yeah, I think he'll be getting a lot of "manlove" soon.

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  4. Angry NurseApril 21, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    It seems that in the race for the lowest IQ this guy just took first place!

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  5. Officer CynicalApril 21, 2011 at 7:43 PM

    Stupidity: It keeps cops employed.

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  6. The MotherApril 21, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    Hi. I'm here to rob you. Here's my CV.

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  7. AnonymousApril 22, 2011 at 12:22 AM

    Offer this guy a 100 dollars if he kills himself.

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So wadda you think?