As a medical transcriptionist, quotes like that are a constant throughout my day. What makes it so amusing, however, is that the patients are not the ones making the statements.
@PGYx - You wouldn't believe some of the things I hear, including those which I do NOT want to hear when the handheld is inadvertently left in the 'on' position.
More so around the left nose than the right one.
ReplyDelete"Since the injury I've lost all my noses but one...it's been tough..."
ReplyDeleteAs a medical transcriptionist, quotes like that are a constant throughout my day. What makes it so amusing, however, is that the patients are not the ones making the statements.
ReplyDelete"From now on, if I'm going to carry my collection on the bus, I'm going to have to get rid of the glass jar and find a container with more padding."
ReplyDeleteBut other than that, the noses job went alright.
ReplyDelete@Anon (med transcriptionist) I'd love to read *your* blog posts about the funny things you hear!
ReplyDeleteBetter to have lots of noses than have to deal w/the damn FBI. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
ReplyDeleteWhich one does he put his glasses on ?
ReplyDeleteAAnnouncement: "Will the bruised alien please see Mary for a return appointment on Moonday"
ReplyDelete@PGYx - You wouldn't believe some of the things I hear, including those which I do NOT want to hear when the handheld is inadvertently left in the 'on' position.
ReplyDeletePlural noses - all the better to smell the bacon with.
ReplyDeleteMother-the middle one.
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