Normally I don't link to the Onion. I like their stuff, but figure they get enough readers without me. Besides, it's not like they even know I exist.
But, from both a medical and human viewpoint, this article is too damn funny not to share.
Actually, it sounds like one of my patients.
This is my favorite:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.theonion.com/video/worlds-oldest-neurosurgeon-turns-100,14160/
God, I love The Onion!!
ReplyDeleteWow. Peter Griffin in real life.
ReplyDelete"Our theory is that Erik approaches f-g up unconsciously, his mind automatically creating a fractal model of scr-ng the pooch that is not unlike the infinite images contained within facing mirrors," Moore said."
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
LOL! It seems like some of my customers as well!
ReplyDeleteI tried to read the article, but I clicked on the link and... long story short, I have to get a new computer as soon as I get the insurance check from my house burning down. Except I wasn't able to pay the premiums the last six months for various reasons. Oh, wait the desk sergeant is coming back and I don't think he'll be happy if he knows I'm using his computer. I'd better send this...
ReplyDeleteBet you a quarter his Fukitol level is supratherapeutic.
ReplyDeletePost under 'Fail: (100% of the freakin time)'?
ReplyDeleteMight be the same guy who can smell the gov pork cooking!
Perhaps they squirted anti-matter into his brain through his ears?
Doctor Grumpy, methinks there might be a few " I know someone just like that!" comments for this one.
ReplyDeleteActually, it sounds like one of my employees... heh.
"fuck up savant"
ReplyDeleteBRILLIANT!
Actually it sounds like ME some days!!!
ReplyDeleteHe is at the apex of male ineptitude. At least we can use his example to say, "my husband/father/brother at least isn't THAT bad." :)
ReplyDeleteUp is such a slut, what's the surprise he can score with her every time?
ReplyDeleteI have frequently and regularly fucked up toast.
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