Friday, February 11, 2011

Oh, for hell's sake

Even the menu at Local Theater's Friday Night Kids Show isn't safe.

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Although personally I think charging $13 for a freakin' turkey sandwich and bag of Doritos is a bigger atrocity than overuse of the word.
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15 comments:

  1. OMDGFebruary 11, 2011 at 10:23 PM

    At least they didn't call them "Panini Sandwiches."

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  2. soulful sepulcherFebruary 11, 2011 at 10:40 PM

    Where you at? the Gold Class Cinema chain? Artisan sandwiches for $13 bucks at the movies doesnt happen at just any movie theatre in America!

    Where's the dried up hot dog and cheese whiz nachos for the same price!?

    Good luck explaining that menu to your kids when they go to college and eat dining hall food LOL!

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  3. Cthulhu SashimiFebruary 11, 2011 at 11:00 PM

    But it's not "artisanal sandwiches," it's "artisan sandwiches." Maybe now that the backlash is starting, they have to find a different use for all those artisans.

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    Maybe the Doritos are the magic ones from the Super Bowl commercial, thus justifying the 13 bux
    CardioNP

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  5. Not HouseFebruary 12, 2011 at 12:15 AM

    But....but it's OVEN roasted, as well as artisan! That's twice the authenticity

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  6. KC in FlaFebruary 12, 2011 at 5:22 AM

    But Dr, it's BRIE cheese! And "chipotle mayo" That's why it's worth so much/sarcasm.
    Really, I'm all for natural/organic/free range/etc. as the next healthy person. But let's hope that Micky D's or someone like them comes out with an "artisan" item(s) soon, and kill this trend asap!

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  7. Smiley :)February 12, 2011 at 6:27 AM

    Melted brie on a kid's menu? And chipotle mayo? Seriously?!

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2011 at 7:38 AM

    Nowadays, you can even find artisan pants and artisan printers!

    Artisan. Artisan. Artisan.

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  9. The MotherFebruary 12, 2011 at 8:53 AM

    But think of the artisanal skill that went into making that fast food sandwich.

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  10. PearlFebruary 12, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    Haven't you heard?! Everyone's an artisan these days!

    Pearl

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    Not to mention the artisan who drove the semi delivering this taste treat.

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  12. terri cFebruary 12, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    Resistance is futile.

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    Isn't that cannibalism, an artisan sandwich? I hate bad English more (just a little more) than stupid catch words.

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2011 at 7:45 AM

    That is the exact reason I shop at the starving artisan sales...

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  15. Texas Pharmacy ChicaFebruary 14, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    Anti-sane sandwiches?

    That kind appeals to women and just doesn't fly in Texas. Barbecue here is made by men.
    Women can grill, but men barbecue, and happily drive their grills halfway across the state on specially built trailers for a competition, dripping sparks along I-10 and causing grassfires from San Anton to Ammansville. Also not for the sane, but it tastes GOOD!

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So wadda you think?