Saturday, March 1, 2025

"Surely you can't be serious."

I'm in a Zoom meeting and the screen keeps locking up.

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you guys having problems? My office wifi sucks."

Mr. Rumack: "Yeah, why don't you just switch to audio and call my direct 800 number."

Dr. Grumpy: "That's fine, what is it?"

Mr. Rumack: "Uh, an 800 number is a long-distance line that lets you dial in at no charge."



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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM

    "But that's not important right now."

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  2. John WoolmanMarch 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM

    Rumack is obviously a lawyer - he gives a totally accurate reply that contains no useful information whatsoever. I bet he has an astronomically high rate per minute…

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    1. PackerMarch 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM

      Listen Woolman , lawyers have spent the last four years in Zoom hearings, we know how to unmute, not that we want to, but we could

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  3. LolaMarch 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM

    ... but that's not important right now
    (Airplane fans of a certain age)

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  4. AnonymousMarch 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM

    Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM

    At least he didn’t call you Shirley

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  6. AnonymousMarch 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM

    And don’t call me Shirley

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  7. AnonymousMarch 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM

    yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna.

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So wadda you think?