Doctor Grumpy in the House

You know you've been in practice too long when you hear people talking about their "Insta" accounts and assume they mean Insta...

From a retired internist: “I just want to make sure I’m not going to shit, you know. I mean, my wife is fucked-up with all kinds of shit, an...

I'm in a Zoom meeting and the screen keeps locking up. Dr. Grumpy: "Are you guys having problems? My office wifi sucks." Mr. R...

Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, I'm Dr. Grumpy. Have a seat. Now..." Mr. Ross: "Hello. Are you happy and well today?" Dr. Grumpy: ...

"More than once I was at the station seeing trainloads of Jews being transported, seeing all these faces over the top of the wagon. I ...

 Great moments at a teaching hospital:

Here in the frigid Midwestern winter, soup is always popular. Currently it's just Mrs. Grumpy and I, so it makes for an easy dinner. Hea...

  Thank you, Lee!

"What matters most is how children feel about their uniqueness once they do begin to realize that they are different from everyone else...

Dr. O is a psychiatrist, who says: Occasionally patients make threats towards others. When that happens we're required to inform the i...

 

 

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Soap: "Hi, I was referred to you, and I need to get in right away. Dr. Tac...