Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a call."
Mr. Ink: "Hi, I'm Mike Ink. I have some extra rooms at my place and was hoping to sublease them to a doctor looking to expand his practice with a satellite office. I was wondering if you're interested?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, thank you. I try to keep it small."
Mr. Ink: "Do you know any other doctors who might be looking to expand?"
Dr. Grumpy: "I can give them your name. What kind of practice do you have?"
Mr. Ink: "Well, technically it's not a medical practice, it's a tattoo parlor."
Finally, a foolproof way to ensure patients will remember their appointments, symptoms, medication, etc.
ReplyDeleteYou should consider it.
"Let's just say that it would be very convenient for my customers to have a doctor nearby. And I'm not making the mistake again of having a lawyer in the space."
ReplyDeleteMaybe an infectious disease guy?
ReplyDeletePerhaps a dermatologist who does tattoo removals?
ReplyDelete"But if I have a doctor on the premises, I can put the 'Medical Practice' sign back up without getting in trouble again,"
ReplyDelete"Damn it, Jim, I'm a tattoo artist, not a doctor."
ReplyDelete"But don't tell the guy I performed open-heart surgery on last week."
ReplyDeleteWhen is a needle not a needle?
ReplyDeleteAcupuncturist would be a nice fit and probably could increase production
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