A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Craig and his team are at an out-of-state competition, representing Big State University. The other night I was dozing off when he texted me.
So did they stop talking?
What!
While driving? Did she leave skid marks?
Weaponized poop.
You spoiled your kid into thinking that his shit don’t stink
I think we have a new way for the Senate to break filibusters.
A little less conversation, a little more action...
In case anyone's wondering why she's no longer a skipper on the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland...
In retrospect, having her drive the Gold State Coach for my coronation might have been a bit of a mistake.
So wadda you think?
So did they stop talking?
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ReplyDeleteWeaponized poop.
ReplyDeleteYou spoiled your kid into thinking that his shit don’t stink
ReplyDeleteI think we have a new way for the Senate to break filibusters.
ReplyDeleteA little less conversation, a little more action...
ReplyDeleteIn case anyone's wondering why she's no longer a skipper on the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland...
ReplyDeleteIn retrospect, having her drive the Gold State Coach for my coronation might have been a bit of a mistake.
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