Friday, October 3, 2014

Thursday afternoon whatever

Mrs. Dermtag: "There's a weird piece of skin on the back of my neck, so I'm having an autopsy tomorrow."

Dr. Grumpy: "You mean biopsy."

Mrs. Dermtag: "Whatever."
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17 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 3, 2014 at 10:00 AM

    Talk about the ultimate medical error. Does this say she is scheduled for a skin biopsy or an autopsy?

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  2. PackerOctober 3, 2014 at 10:55 AM

    Good to know because there is a Zombie Walk at Asbury Park NJ tomorrow. Send him over.

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  3. PackerOctober 3, 2014 at 10:59 AM

    Forgot to mention it is a World Record Zombie Walk

    http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CCYQqQIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nj.com%2Fmonmouth%2Findex.ssf%2F2014%2F10%2Fworld-record_holding_nj_zombie_walk_returns_to_asbury_park_this_weekend.html&ei=ErkuVIe4GabGsQT5-4KIBA&usg=AFQjCNF2mtYPgt8Z14KU9lnDLq5X_Tqg9g&sig2=ULs4bkrWRJgjWjM3I__QdQ

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  4. AnonymousOctober 3, 2014 at 11:00 AM

    Isn't Autopsy a ride at Disneyland?

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  5. staceyOctober 3, 2014 at 11:04 AM

    Necropsy?

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  6. ShellyeOctober 3, 2014 at 11:52 AM

    *LOL* She's clearly a zombie. Did you check her vitals?

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  7. a.generic docOctober 3, 2014 at 12:45 PM

    If she's going for the autopsy, tell Mary not to bother to book a return visit.

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  8. AnonymousOctober 3, 2014 at 4:27 PM

    "I figure, why wait till I'm dead? Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn went to their own funeral when they were alive."

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  9. Jenny McCarthyOctober 3, 2014 at 4:33 PM

    See? When you're vaccinated, you get autopsy...Oh, wait, autopsy and autism aren't the same thing? Because I'm pretty sure they are...Really? So which one is which? I'm so confused!

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  10. AnonymousOctober 3, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    "My insurance plan doesn't cover dermatologists, but it does cover coroners."

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  11. AnonymousOctober 3, 2014 at 6:50 PM

    Autopsy is a human doing a necropsy on their own species

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  12. KeepSmilingOctober 4, 2014 at 1:15 AM

    Autopsy, Biopsy, Endoscopy, Philosophy... It's all the same thing right?

    =P

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  13. Ivan IlyichOctober 4, 2014 at 7:58 AM

    Shouldn't it have been a neckropsy?

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  14. RehabRNOctober 4, 2014 at 8:25 PM

    Another addition to that section of the book called, "patients say the darnedest things".

    Makes you wonder how oriented (at least to a dictionary) she is.

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  15. AnonymousOctober 6, 2014 at 11:05 AM

    There seem to be lot of confused people out there. An "Autopsy" is what happens when a car gets flipped onto its roof.

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  16. HattieOctober 8, 2014 at 12:45 AM

    That reminds me of my friend who said he had acid reflex disease.

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  17. AnonymousOctober 21, 2014 at 11:28 PM

    Did you get her put on suicide watch?

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So wadda you think?