Doctor Grumpy in the House

Local hospital, like every hospital, has an overhead public address system to page doctors, announce emergencies, and inform visitors of fla...

My reader, Mike, sent this in, and says this fine establishment recently opened up near his office. Thank you, Mike!

 Here's some items that I've recently encountered in medical charts.   First, from the "she looks good for her age" catego...

This is Frank. As you guys know, for a little over a year I've been working as a courtesy clerk at Local Grocery, bagging purchases, col...

After a drug comes to market, a lot can still go wrong. Even though it's been carefully tested, there are sometimes side effects, possib...

Growing up we were in a group of 3 families that did a lot together. Vacations, holidays, barbecues... the usual. Inevitably, this sort of t...

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in. First is this, seen at a grocery store: I mean, what have they improved here?...

  I was called to ER to see a stroke patient.   Dr. Grumpy: "How did this all start?" Mrs. Folger: "I woke up, and when I tri...

 What was said: "She uses Mirtazapine, 7.5, at bedtime, which helps her sleep." What the computer typed: "She uses mate has a...

 Seen in a chart:

Message left on Annie's voicemail:   "Hi, this is Jenny, uh, Belli. I work for, like, Big Law Firm, and I really am an attorney, I...

Seen in a chart:            Thank you, M!

  Dr. Grumpy: "How often do you get migraines?" Ms. Thac: "About twice a week. I have one today, actually." Dr. Grumpy: ...

My first year at BSU I had this dumb-as-rocks dorm roommate. He wrote college reports in crayon, lost tuition checks his dad sent him, and ...