Doctor Grumpy in the House

I'll try to post when I can, but can't guarantee when. I'll do my best. Anyway, I'd like to thank my reader SMOD for sendi...

Hey, gang due to the current state of insanity, and indefinitely having all 3 kids back under the same roof for the first time in years, and...

Dr. Grumpy: "The next step will be..." (Mrs. Paper digs through her purse and hands me a post-it note with a name and phone numb...

Seen in a chart, in a section about a patient's fluid intake:

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"I am not a hypochondriac. I am being proactive about my health. Back to my list, item 27..."

Ms. School: "Hello?" Mary: "Hi, this is Mary, at Dr. Grumpy's office. We need to reschedule your appointment." M...

I was doing a marketing survey last night. This is a treatment for depression that hadn't occurred to me...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mrs. Shaking: "I saw Dr. Grumpy last week, and he sent my refill to my mai...

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for more examples of "artisanal" crap you guys have sent in. First we have this flour, which is s...

There's a new drug on the market in my field (hell, I could say that every month), so my partner Pissy and I are getting the usual drug ...

Seen in a chart section on improving patient medication compliance. The spelling error and bad grammar only make it worse.

Mr. Angry: "I demand you order an MRI of my abdomen." Dr. Grumpy: "Sir, we've been through this before. I'm not the...