Doctor Grumpy in the House

On a patient with a heart attack. Time to light up, apparently.

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Call: "Hello, I was referred by Dr. Unka to see Dr. Grumpy." Mar...

Dr. Grumpy: "Let me fill out the MRI form... Are you claustrophobic, sir?" Mr. Lumbar: "No, I'm Episcopalian."

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, we should have the test results later today, so I'll check back afterwards to discuss them. Who's your regu...

Seen in a chart:

  This is Craig Grumpy. Dad asked me to write about my New Year's Eve. Marie and I had an out-of-state college band competition o...

Shutting down for the next 3 weeks. See you in 2020!

Phone rings. Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Latrodectus: "Hello, I need to make an appointment with ...

Early last Friday morning Mr. Party, a heavy-drinking patient of Dr. Smith (an internist downstairs in my building) wasn't feeling well....

Dr. Grumpy: "So that was 2 weeks ago that you were in the hospital... How have you been doing?" Mr. Percheron: "I'm fin...

Seen in a chart:

I think we'd all agree that going through alcohol withdrawal is a bad thing. I think even more of us would say that having a stroke is...