Doctor Grumpy in the House

I'm in line at the bank, and hear this conversation in front of me: Teller: "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but we can't give y...

I'm with a patient. Mary interrupts me to say there's another doctor on hold, who needs to talk to me. Dr. Grumpy: "This is ...

Seen in a bladder-flow report:

Aimovig is the first FDA-approved drug specifically developed to prevent migraines. It’s getting a lot of press. Some articles talk about ...

  In the mid-80's I had a medical school interview in Chicago. It ran over and finished about 45 minutes before my flight home. ...

Annie: "Dr. Gumpy's office, this is Annie." Mr. Consultant: "Hi, I saw Dr. Grumpy last week, and he told me to increase...

Seen in a chart:

Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m Dr. Grumpy’s evil arch-enemy, neurological disease. I’ve been around for a long, long year, stole...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Vasculopath: "Hi, you were my neurologist at the hospital last week...

Seen in a chart:

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Lady: "Hi, I need to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy." Mary: ...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Nurse: "Hi, this is Susan. I'm a nurse on the 7th floor, calling in...

Seen in a chart:

One of Dr. Pissy's staff has a delightful 2 1/2 year old girl named Rachel. This summer, due to her babysitter being on a family vacat...