Doctor Grumpy in the House

Guy comes in, stands at counter. Mary: "Can I help you, sir?" Guy: "Uh, I think I'm early for my visit." Mary:...

From the "now they definitely won't fall out" department. Thank you, T!

Okay, everybody, let's take the Way-Back Machine to the early 1990's, when 4th year medical student Dr. Grumpy is interviewing fo...

In the early 80's my family went on a generic “American Family Goes on a Bus Tour of Europe” trip. My sister and I (both teens...

Got this inquiry in a research email: Not sure what sort of range they're really looking for, but curious where they came up with...

- Thank you, KC!

Guy in suit comes in and stands at the front. Mary was tied up on the phone, and Pissy's staff had run out to pick up lunch. So I wa...

From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters brings you the stories that shape your world. DATELINE: FLORIDA: Xavier ...

Now I really feel valued. Thanks, Medscape! Thank you, CU!

Craig texted me after his zoology/botany class.

Lady comes in, stands at counter. Mary: "Hi, can I help you?" Lady: "I'm here for my blood draw." Mary: "...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any other questions?" Mrs. Kroger: "I just can't believe you don't think I have Parkinson's diseas...

Seen on an office intake form.

Mr. Patient and his wife come in. She's staring intently at something on her phone. Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, folks. Have a seat.  How you...