Doctor Grumpy in the House

A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.

Monday, April 30, 2018

Monday Reruns

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Okay, everybody, let's take the Way-Back Machine to the early 1990's, when 4th year medical student Dr. Grumpy is interviewing fo...
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Thursday, April 26, 2018

Memories...

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In the early 80's my family went on a generic “American Family Goes on a Bus Tour of Europe” trip. My sister and I (both teens...
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Monday, April 23, 2018

Time

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Got this inquiry in a research email: Not sure what sort of range they're really looking for, but curious where they came up with...
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Friday, April 20, 2018

Seen in a chart

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- Thank you, KC!
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Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Turing test

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Guy in suit comes in and stands at the front. Mary was tied up on the phone, and Pissy's staff had run out to pick up lunch. So I wa...
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Monday, April 16, 2018

Breaking news!

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From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters brings you the stories that shape your world. DATELINE: FLORIDA: Xavier ...
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Friday, April 13, 2018

Special

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Now I really feel valued. Thanks, Medscape! Thank you, CU!
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Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Teenage boys

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Craig texted me after his zoology/botany class.
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Monday, April 9, 2018

Mary's desk

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Lady comes in, stands at counter. Mary: "Hi, can I help you?" Lady: "I'm here for my blood draw." Mary: "...
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Friday, April 6, 2018

Majority rules

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Dr. Grumpy: "Any other questions?" Mrs. Kroger: "I just can't believe you don't think I have Parkinson's diseas...
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Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Helpful

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Seen on an office intake form.
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Monday, April 2, 2018

House hunting

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Mr. Patient and his wife come in. She's staring intently at something on her phone. Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, folks. Have a seat.  How you...
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Monday, March 26, 2018

Spring break

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My kids are off from school this week, so heading west to visit family and avoid snow. In the interim, I leave you this thought. When al...
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Friday, March 23, 2018

Breaking news!

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From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack reporters bring you the stories that shape our world. DATELINE: MINNESOTA A teenage girl ...
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