Doctor Grumpy in the House

Over the course of a career you see a lot of patients. I'd guess, based on looking through my charts, roughly 30,000-40,000 to date. M...

Saturday morning. Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Miss Myelin: "Yeah, I see Dr. Cortex for my MS, a...

Dr. Grumpy: "So let's see what the tests show. Any other questions?" Mrs. Cephalgia: "Doctor, how will I know if I'...

From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters bring you the stories that shape your world. DATELINE: PENNSYLVANIA Past...

This CME course title can be interpreted in more than one way... Thank you Dr. A!

Thank you all for a great selection of serious, hysterical, and entertaining answers. The correct one (as several guessed) is... A guine...

Webhill, over at Veterinarians Behaving Badly , submitted this picture. It was drawn for her by a pet's owner. Let's have yo...

I now present Mary’s list of issues that always seem to plague the last patient seen each day (especially on a Friday). The last patient ...

Due to some unanticipated craziness here I didn't have time to write last night, so am just going to share one of my favorite TV bits:

From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters bring you the stories that shape your world. DATELINE: MINNESOTA From t...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Visit: "Hi, I have an appointment at 2:00 today, and was wondering if I...

Voice: "Hello?" Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Voice: "Hi, this is Candy Furuncle, I see y...

Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, I'm Dr. Grumpy. Have a seat. So..." Mr. Query: "Just to make sure, you went to medical school?" ...

Apparently there's a new type of cancer out there: "Pink, some brown, reddish, too." Oddly specific time frames: ...