Dr. Grumpy: "So let's see what the tests show. Any other questions?"
Mrs. Cephalgia: "Doctor, how will I know if I'm having a headache?"
Pause
Dr. Grumpy: "Um, because your head, uh, hurts."
Mrs. Cephalgia: "Oh, okay... that makes sense."
Would that all questions were so easy to answer!
ReplyDelete"Wait! I' having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures!"
ReplyDeleteO THE INANITY!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm . . Any other symptoms?
ReplyDelete"Check your Facebook profile."
ReplyDeleteMy head exploded
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of the following. Years ago, a high school student (who had never been out of the Colorado) was on a plane with her Whale Studies class, heading for California and Baja. She walked up the aisle to one of the teachers and asked "Mrs. X, how will we KNOW when we get to the ocean?"
ReplyDeleteC'm on Doc, speak English. All this medical mumbo-jumbo is making my head hurt.
ReplyDeleteThe million dollar question - did YOU get a headache Dr. Grumpy?
ReplyDeleteWas she already on Dopamax?
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