Doctor Grumpy in the House

This was in the discharge instructions one of my patients was given in the emergency room:

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mr. Antz: "Hi, I just got a letter from the state saying I need a form to ...

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for pics you guys have sent in: First we have this brand of tea: "Hey, it's cheaper than Viagr...

Back in medical school, me and my roommate (Enzyme) had a classmate named Cheetah. Cheetah lived in our apartment building, a...

Seen in a chart: Thank you, JP!

Due to her hypercompetitive nature, Marie beat both her brothers to be the first with a driver's license. Since my wife and I need our...

And with it, the annual Dr. Grumpy holiday gift guide! As always, any of you who see something horribly tasteless, useless, bizarre, or ot...

Mrs. Semantics is a nice lady with carpal tunnel syndrome. She's trying to avoid surgery, so is wearing a pair of wrist braces. Unfort...

Some random lady walks in. Some random lady: "FINALLY!" Mary: "Hi, can I help you?" Some random lady: "CAN YO...

Today I'd like to feature a quote from a friend, that really struck me as spot-on. He and I were talking about the shitty reviews peo...

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in. First there's this restaurant's hours: Then there's th...

"I know that they know that she knows, but what she doesn't know is that they know I know she knows. You know?"

While the anti-synthetase syndrome is a serious disease, it really needs a better acronym. As this slide from an educational conference sho...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mr. Clueless: "Hi, this is Sid Clueless. I saw the doctor last month, and ...