Monday, September 11, 2017

Front line combat

Some random lady walks in.

Some random lady: "FINALLY!"

Mary: "Hi, can I help you?"

Some random lady: "CAN YOU HELP ME? Is that what you just said?"

Mary: "Uh, yes."

Some random lady: "I've been by your office 8 times in the last 2 weeks, and EVERY TIME the door has been locked. WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!!"

Mary: "Um, well, it means we're closed. We're open weekdays from 7:30 to 5..."

Some random lady: "Excuse me, did you just say it means you're closed?"

Mary: "Yes, we're open from..."

Some random lady: "THAT is completely unacceptable." 

(walks out, slams door)
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12 comments:

  1. Officer CynicalSeptember 11, 2017 at 9:25 AM

    I see, at the time I'm writing this, there are no other comments. What kind of place are you running here? No comments? NO COMMENTS? Next time I need a nervololgist I'll go to a different blog. Oh, and don't let the door hit me in the ass on my way out. Wait......

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  2. JonoSeptember 11, 2017 at 9:46 AM

    Dr. Grumpy's Office: Open 24 hours a day, no cover charge.

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  3. UnknownSeptember 11, 2017 at 10:23 AM

    Mary's screening abilities are getting really sharp..look how she got rid of that crazy lady with just repetition of a simple ordinary phrase!

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  4. bobbieSeptember 11, 2017 at 10:43 AM

    Another raise for Mary, me thinks!

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  5. PackerSeptember 11, 2017 at 12:18 PM

    Now the parents of Craig's friends are getting in on the act.

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2017 at 12:48 PM

    "When I get the munchies, I need my tacos right away! You DO serve tacos, right?"

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  7. Tarquin "R.J." Toffeebridge VSeptember 11, 2017 at 12:51 PM

    "And all this time I thought your doors were locked because you were some super-exclusive club, and that made me determined to get in. But if you were just closed, I totally wasted my time."

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2017 at 1:43 PM

    Sheesh! Would it kill ya to hang one of those cheapo signs in the window, "Sorry, we're CLOSED"! What kind of crappy little convenience store are you runnin; over there?

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  9. Ms. DonnaSeptember 11, 2017 at 2:03 PM

    First, bobbie is right -- another raise for Mary. Second, isn't there a shrink in the building? You could get some GREAT referrals . . .

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2017 at 5:41 PM

    Coffee is for closers.

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  11. Crazy RxManSeptember 11, 2017 at 8:11 PM

    If it's anything like pharmacy, the "facts" will dramatically change by the time it makes it to the Yelp review.

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 12, 2017 at 10:47 PM

    "And why are there no little pitchers with the flavored syrups?"

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So wadda you think?