Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a call." Dr. Hack: "Yeah, this is Mike Hack, I'm an internist on the east si...

On Friday a grateful patient brought in a little basket of goodies for the office. Which included this tea bag:

Why don't you guys post comments about insanity at your jobs?

  It was a cheap chicken pot pie. The frozen kind, that your mom makes you eat when you're growing up. I was a college student, ...

- Thank you, B!

Last week Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Freek: "Yeah, this is Ima Freek, I need to make a follow-...

One of my patients was at the lab to have her blood drawn, and the lab called me to say that she could barely walk and kept falling. I had t...

Another exciting school year will be starting soon, and somehow I got sucked into becoming a band booster. This thrilling job involves me ha...

The home phone rings. Dr. Grumpy: “Hello?” Accent Guy: “Hello, I am calling from Bank of Grumpyville technical support, and I need some i...

"Are you shitting me?" Thank you, ERM!

With all respect to Bob Seger. On the long and lonesome highway To the hospital You can listen to your iPhone Ringing with another cal...

This summer we visited my in-laws, and one night they had a potluck in our honor. Unfortunately, great aunt Frieda left a casserole at hom...

Mr. Ford came in for memory loss. He drove himself to the first appointment with a friend's car, because his was in the shop. After th...