Doctor Grumpy in the House

Mr. Migraine: "My headaches have been terrible, especially with all the rain we've been getting." Dr. Grumpy: "Hmmm. We...

Seen in an ER chart:

Dr. Grumpy: "Come on, kids. We need to leave for school." Frank: "Anyone seen my backpack?" Craig: "Let me get ...

Heading out for the kids' Spring Break. See you guys next week!* *Okay, realistically I won't see you. All I ever see is my monito...

About a week after my Dad's death, I had my med school 20th reunion. I'd already bought tickets, and Mrs. Grumpy insisted I go. A wh...

None of us really had any warnings about my Dad's death. I mean, in retrospect there were a few things, but nothing that any rational pe...

It was an old gun. The man had bought the gun in 1967. He was a young lawyer, with a toddler and another on the way. His wife was a s...

"When I wake up every morning I have blood pressure."

Saw this in a report: The way it reads, I can't help but to interpret it (albeit erroneously) to mean that 99% of people taking as...

Food Stage 1: I'll get something healthy, maybe a salad, in the cafeteria. Stage 2: Are there any bagels left in the doctors lounge?...

I was seeing Mrs. Hufnagel recently, and trying to get a hand on what medicine changes and labs she's had since her last visit (she'...

"We have all these jokers running for President and the biggest news story any given day is whose ass looked better in a bikini. The...

Seen in a chart: Thank you, H!

Mary: "Hi, this is Mary, from Dr. Grumpy's office. I'm calling to remind you about your 2:45 appointment tomorrow." Mr. ...