A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
He's not wrong!
Can't argue with that!
And no matter how badly you cut yourself, all bleeding stops eventually.
When I wake up every morning I have pulse. Should i make an appointment to see you?
As we say here in the South, "Bless her heart!" which basically means "Oh my, it appears that you are a moron!"
Asystole is the most stable rhythm.
Bloody pressure. Was he a Brit?
Yes, I am sick, I have a temperature. LOL :-)
When I wake up every morning I have bladder pressure and have to pee– I'm obviously doing it wrong
It's not easy being a Crip.
Reminds me of that old fourth-grade taunt: "Your epidermis is showing!"
And G.O.M.E.R.s never die...
When I wake up every morning I have sentience. Maybe blood pressure is the best this person can do.
How do you even respond to that??!??
But, it's when I roll over and get out of bed ... .
Hey, it's better than the other way around.
Well, if you didn't, you wouldn't.
Which is thicker than water pressure.
"Except on Wednesdays, when I have Cheerios."
We used to say "I have a temperature." No difference, just the way language is -- quirky.
So wadda you think?
He's not wrong!
ReplyDeleteCan't argue with that!
ReplyDeleteAnd no matter how badly you cut yourself, all bleeding stops eventually.
ReplyDeleteWhen I wake up every morning I have pulse. Should i make an appointment to see you?
ReplyDeleteAs we say here in the South, "Bless her heart!" which basically means "Oh my, it appears that you are a moron!"
ReplyDeleteAsystole is the most stable rhythm.
ReplyDeleteBloody pressure. Was he a Brit?
ReplyDeleteYes, I am sick, I have a temperature. LOL :-)
ReplyDeleteWhen I wake up every morning I have bladder pressure and have to pee– I'm obviously doing it wrong
ReplyDeleteIt's not easy being a Crip.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of that old fourth-grade taunt: "Your epidermis is showing!"
ReplyDeleteAnd G.O.M.E.R.s never die...
ReplyDeleteWhen I wake up every morning I have sentience. Maybe blood pressure is the best this person can do.
ReplyDeleteHow do you even respond to that??!??
ReplyDeleteBut, it's when I roll over and get out of bed ... .
ReplyDeleteHey, it's better than the other way around.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you didn't, you wouldn't.
ReplyDeleteWhich is thicker than water pressure.
ReplyDelete"Except on Wednesdays, when I have Cheerios."
ReplyDeleteWe used to say "I have a temperature." No difference, just the way language is -- quirky.
ReplyDelete