Friday, March 11, 2016

Patient quote of the day

"When I wake up every morning I have blood pressure."

20 comments:

  1. Can't argue with that!

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  2. And no matter how badly you cut yourself, all bleeding stops eventually.

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  3. When I wake up every morning I have pulse. Should i make an appointment to see you?

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  4. As we say here in the South, "Bless her heart!" which basically means "Oh my, it appears that you are a moron!"

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  5. Asystole is the most stable rhythm.

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  6. Bloody pressure. Was he a Brit?

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  7. Yes, I am sick, I have a temperature. LOL :-)

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  8. When I wake up every morning I have bladder pressure and have to pee– I'm obviously doing it wrong

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  9. It's not easy being a Crip.

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  10. Reminds me of that old fourth-grade taunt: "Your epidermis is showing!"

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  11. When I wake up every morning I have sentience. Maybe blood pressure is the best this person can do.

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  12. How do you even respond to that??!??

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  13. But, it's when I roll over and get out of bed ... .

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  14. Hey, it's better than the other way around.

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  15. Well, if you didn't, you wouldn't.

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  16. Which is thicker than water pressure.

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  17. "Except on Wednesdays, when I have Cheerios."

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  18. We used to say "I have a temperature." No difference, just the way language is -- quirky.

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So wadda you think?