Doctor Grumpy in the House

A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.

Friday, October 30, 2015

Halloween reruns

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Ghost ships are the stuff of legends and Halloween stories. But some ghosts are real... The S.S. Baychimo The Baychimo was a smal...
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Thursday, October 29, 2015

Brad

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More than 20 years later, and I still hate Brad. Brad was the chief resident when I did my 3rd year medical school surgery rotation. And...
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Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Annie's desk

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Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mr. Camp: "Hi, I'm trying to find out what my MRI showed." Anni...
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Monday, October 26, 2015

Long time, no see

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Dr. Grumpy: "Which doctor sent you over to me?" Mr. Leg: "My internist, Dr. Stache. He gave me a form to show you." ...
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Friday, October 23, 2015

Department of Redundancy Department

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Seen in a chart: I'd like to start a semi-regular feature of the worst, stupidest, crap seen in EHR (computerized charts). Anyone w...
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Thursday, October 22, 2015

Twinkle, twinkle

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This morning I was at the office early. As I walked to the front of the building I noticed a line-up of planets in the east. Curious to know...
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Tuesday, October 20, 2015

GI CME

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CME (Continuing Medical Education) is a necessary evil of the medical field. Like other professionals, we have to do 20-30 hours every year ...
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Monday, October 19, 2015

Anatomy

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This referral form came in last week. I'm going to hope it's just a handwriting issue. Because if it isn't...
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Friday, October 16, 2015

Gifts

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I'll return to my regular posting schedule next week. Been crazy here. In the meantime, keep sending in those ideas for the holiday gift...
Thursday, October 15, 2015

Let your fingers do the walking

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Mary: "Can I help you?" Mr. Amarillo: "Can I borrow your yellow pages?" Mary: "Um... We actually don't...
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Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Decisions, decisions

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Another challenging question in an online survey: Thank you, TCH!
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Monday, October 12, 2015

TNG

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This is Craig Grumpy. This past summer I worked at Drench & Drown water park's snackbar. As you may have noticed, Coke had their...
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Saturday, October 10, 2015

Christmakuh is right around the corner

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So, if any of you guys have horrifying gift ideas you'd like to submit for this year's catalog, please send them in!
Friday, October 9, 2015

Summer Vacation, day 15

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The last night of a cruise is always a pain. You have to put all your big luggage out in the hall by 10:00 so it can be moved ashore (otherw...
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