Doctor Grumpy in the House

Quartzsite, Arizona is a small town along U.S. Interstate 10, and many just stop there for food and gas on the way to other places. In th...

While I have nothing against vibrators, or Groupon, I did get the giggles over how they're mixed in with more mundane household items....

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Concern: "Yes, I need to make an appointment for my husband." Ma...

This is from a letter an insurance company sent to one of my patients about having an MRI: So, let's translate this: 1. It's ...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mrs. Wokemeup: "Hi, I'm a patient of Dr. Cortex. He has me on Ataxi...

Discovering your kids are playing Star Wars... and have dressed the dog up to be Luke Skywalker.

Dr. Grumpy: "Why are you taking Lithium? Are you bipolar?" Ms. Valence: "No, I'm Puerto Rican."

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Seance: "I need to get an appointment right away! I have a brain tumor!...

It's 5:15 a.m. The first group of docs is drifting in for the day. I grabbed a Diet Coke and got in the hospital elevator. The do...

Seen in another doctor's note:

Having lunch with a rep selling migraine pills: Drug rep: "Doctors, did you know that menstrual migraine affects up to 30% of women?...

Dr. Grumpy: "You look kind of unsteady today." Mr. Woodstock: "Yeah, I smoked a few joints out in my car before coming up her...

Dr. Grumpy: "Are your symptoms any better or worse?" Mr. Vague: "I'm not sure. Maybe I don't understand what you...