Doctor Grumpy in the House

It was the early 1970's. I don't remember the man's name. Maybe I never knew it. My Dad didn't know it either, but he help...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mr. Blood: "Hi, I have a question about the labs Dr. Grumpy ordered."...

Last night I was at a meeting about an upcoming drug study, and this was one of the slides: I wanted to ask what they consid...

On call yesterday I was in ER, examining a lady who'd just had a seizure. From the other side of the curtain I hear this: Her: "...

Mrs. Seven: "I also take Spazon-XR." Dr. Grumpy (looking at her list): "You take that just once a week?" Mrs. Seven:...

Mr. Construction: "My hands have been getting numb over the last few years." Dr. Grumpy: "Any change in your activities in ...

(Guy walks in, stands at counter) Mary: "Hi, can I help you?" Mr. Distance: "I was referred to see Dr. Grumpy." (pul...

I'm not sure what these guys want. Can anyone out there help me? They're pretty vague. Thank you, Nos!

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Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to anything?" Mr. Anaerobe: "Chlorophyll, and all other oxygen producing substances."

About a month ago I had a pre-med student spend an afternoon with me. Actually, it wasn't even that. After 2 hours she looked liked she ...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Memory: "Hi, I need to come back and see Dr. Grumpy." Mary: ...

Recently, one of my patients applied to your Azilect assistance program, to help those unable to afford a prescription for it. She filled ...

Okay, it's time to hit the mailbag for more examples of artisan/artisanal junk you guys have sent in. Again, this is not to make fun o...