Dr Grumpy: "Are you allergic to pillows, too?" (Puts pillow over Mr Anaerobe's face. Mr Anaerobe is unfazed. Next year, Dr Grumpy gets Nobel for discovering a new humanoid lifeform.)
This sounds as fun as when I've caught nurses charting the patient on 19 or 14% oxygen (intending it to be room air-21% for non medical people). I've started calling it pillow O2 therapy
I always suspected that photosynthesis was the reason that patients do not lose weight, despite claiming to be eating only a single carrot and water daily.
Dr Grumpy: "Are you allergic to pillows, too?" (Puts pillow over Mr Anaerobe's face. Mr Anaerobe is unfazed. Next year, Dr Grumpy gets Nobel for discovering a new humanoid lifeform.)
ReplyDelete"OK, well, what if we looked into getting you on the chloroplast transplant list?"
ReplyDelete"The worst is when you go to someone's house and they have a pet stromatolite."
ReplyDelete"When I was a kid, it was a lot easier than telling my mom I was individually allergic to spinach, broccoli, lima beans, brussels sprouts, and so on."
ReplyDeleteRx: move to the moon.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds as fun as when I've caught nurses charting the patient on 19 or 14% oxygen (intending it to be room air-21% for non medical people). I've started calling it pillow O2 therapy
ReplyDeleteChlorophyl? More like bore-o-phyl. Am I right?
ReplyDeleteO'Doyle Rules!!!
I always suspected that photosynthesis was the reason that patients do not lose weight, despite claiming to be eating only a single carrot and water daily.
ReplyDeleteWhich other oxygen producing substances? Did he discover one?
ReplyDeleteI've had a patient tell me they, too, were allergic to oxygen.
ReplyDeleteI said, 'congratulations on living to 76 years old--quite impressive'