Doctor Grumpy in the House

So, as hunter-gatherer tribes have done for the past several million years, Craig and I went on our weekly hunting & gathering expeditio...

"My mom and I are the same age, but my Dad is younger than me."

Thank you for this ad I received in the mail yesterday. Let me give you a few pointers: 1. Neuro-Hospitalists are just neurologist...

I'll be back sometime next week guys. Thank you for your patience.

No, I'm not back to writing. I just wanted to thank you all for your wishes. I'm genuinely touched. It's been a bad week. I...

Due to a serious family emergency I'm going to have to stop blogging for while. I have no idea when I will be back. I will return though...

Mr. Stumbles: "My vision hasn't been the same since I fell. Really blurry." Dr. Grumpy: "Did you hit your head?...

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, we'll see what the test shows... Any questions?" Mrs. Lipstick: "You have some unused space in your ...

Dr. Grumpy: "How's your husband doing?" Mrs. Latrine: "He eats, then he shits. It's like living with a goose."

Today I'd like to review a few books I've enjoyed. Disclaimer: I am not being paid to write this, nor am I related to any of the a...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Phone Lady: "Hi? What's your fax number? I want to make an appointment w...

DiaStat is an emergency anti-seizure medication in a liquid form, that's given rectally. It's for seizures that are hard to control....

Science marches on. And makes a mess! Thank you, Tab!

Cat-Vi was kind enough to send in this picture from a magazine:  It raises a few points: 1. Eggs are not dairy products. Just beca...