Monday, September 9, 2013

While you're waiting for the doctor...

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, we'll see what the test shows... Any questions?"

Mrs. Lipstick: "You have some unused space in your lobby."

Dr. Grumpy: "Oh, that depends on the day, and how many patients Pissy and I have."

Mrs. Lipstick: "I was thinking I could put a small table at the far end."

Dr. Grumpy: "For what?"

Mrs. Lipstick: "I sell Avon cosmetics, and could set up a small store out there. I think a lot of your female patients would appreciate the convenience."

Dr. Grumpy: "What? No. I'm sorry, but that's just not something we'd like here."

Mrs. Lipstick: "How much of a commission do you want? I'm sure we can make a deal."
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2013 at 9:52 AM

    C'mon, Doc...waddaIgottadoheah?

    Reminds me of the used car salesman that thought telling me I could "Put, two..tree..bodies in dere", as he opened the trunk, was a selling point.

    *Personally, unless you can fit four in a trunk I'm not buying.


    *this may not be true

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  2. PackerSeptember 9, 2013 at 9:55 AM

    Got me, I thought she was going in the feng shui direction.

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  3. Whelk Lad!September 9, 2013 at 11:10 AM

    "I also turn tricks. I think a lot of your male patients would appreciate the convenience."

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2013 at 12:37 PM

    CONSIDERING MEDICARE CUTBACKS, YOU NEED TO CONSIDER OPTIONS, START THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX (ER, WAITING ROOM)

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2013 at 1:13 AM

    Artisanal products only....

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  6. RehabRNSeptember 10, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    Aww, Grumpy! What a great opportunity to spray perfume in the waiting room and trigger all sorts of allergic reactions, or better yet, migraines!

    Just a little cross-marketing.

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So wadda you think?